Things that will make you envious of my intellect and style.
Hi, my name is Boris and I spent Thursday night ripping out the window screens, two of my claws, running away, scaling the house and for good measure scaring my mom so bad she knocked down the blinds. #catshaming #felinefrathouse #boris #addingittoyourtab #howtospend$300in10Minutes
These vegetables are special. I gardened them myself. And now I’m gonna eat them.
Top feline trends in the spare bedroom, July 2014 #catsofportland #felinefrathouse #dzigapurrtov
To me it seems a counterintuitive way to deal with a heatwave but who questions feline ways? #catsofportland #felinefrathouse #boris
Today I got an awesome package from the UK that made me pretty happy. #veggiepercy #charlottesweb #books #england
"At least 80% of all audio calls, not just metadata, are recorded and stored in the US, says whistleblower William Binney – that’s a ‘totalitarian mentality’"
If you got these hideous shoes, you sorta deserve what was coming to you, but hey look, now you can get a couple dozen dollars in addition to my unending contempt for your complete abdication of style!